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josh

A quite average size blonde kid who is a direct descendant of cliff Richard. he says some really silly & unintelligent illogical stuff. the definition of derp. hard to make friends, but those who he does make love him to bits.
people: *talking about bob dylan*
Josh: 'I thought bob Dylan was black!'

Josh: 'tortoise and a hedgehog? they're the same except one goes in the water'

^all actual events of a Josh.
by blond_drumr99 January 26, 2014
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Josh

Josh(s) are usually very small, send you lots of memes and probably sit beside you in your geography classes in school, Josh(s) usually go for Evas, Millies or Cadhlas. There best friend is probably Daniel or a R name like Reuben or Ronan. Josh(s) think there hard but you know you could easily grab them and throw them against the wall. But, Josh(s) usually have cool long hair, sometimes messy
Megan: you know Josh?
Lilly: Yes
Megan: Don't you think you could grab Josh by his long locks and throw him at the wall?
Lilly: YESSSSS
by ToyStoryTurtle October 16, 2019
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Josh Sosa

Friend 1: Bro Billy just touched my dick
Friend 2: Bro pulled a Josh Sosa
by Logdogyo August 25, 2022
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Josh

Known for selling haribos to unsuspecting kids if seen please report to the police
Who's that man in

the alley?
Don't go near josh

Why?
He sells haribos for a ridiculous price
by Haribosforsale May 13, 2018
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Josh defence league

The josh defence league is better than the panini gang. Josh is the greatest to ever exist and will never be defeated. JDL will always be better. No questions🍆
The josh defence league is better than the panini gang
by Joshua defence league February 2, 2022
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josh hutcherson

an average actor who can blow your whistle baby, he disappeared from the screens for a decade and somehow came back and took over my ig/tiktok fyp
bro: can you blow my whistle baby

me: * josh hutcherson*

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by wraithwente December 15, 2023
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josh gonnie

Josh gonnie is such a glonnie with all the white mommies I wish I could get half of the ass he gets a night
by Forestautumn October 8, 2022
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