water cooler smile

A forced smile. The water cooler is stereotypically the place in the office where people gather to make small talk. Given the fact that most people hate their coworkers or just don’t want to be around them, you're left with the water cooler smile.

Oh my god Tracy, look at how bad my grad photos turned out!

"Oh man, that water cooler smile tho!"

by hecking log November 17, 2017

# top water jig

What one nigger uses to “lure” another nigger at the edge of the bank to get in the water for their annual bath

Tyrone is getting his # top water jig ready for shequeefa

by J_ust telling the truth May 21, 2019

Crystal Water Comment

When you make a youtube comment that seems to be clear at first glance, but like water actually breaks apart and distorts easily.

Wow what a Crystal Water Comment. Probably try gain and this time stop pretending to know what your talking about.

by Clearwatermememaybe May 9, 2021

iron water buffalo

The Indian word for water truck.

"Heap big iron water buffalo move fast, like a coyote, and it is loud like a bear when he goes by house."

by Bodacious Brian September 15, 2022

Salt Water Taffy

A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.

Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!

by Big M (Regrettably) September 7, 2022

Unflavored Sparkling Water

It's actually the same as regular sparkling water, just with a different label.

Bob: "Hey, is this unflavored sparkling water?"
Bob 2: "Yeah, this is unflavored sparkling water."

by betotrooba August 29, 2022

Culligan Water Man

The most powerful being in this realm, he will make you drink water, and you will like it

“The Culligan Water Man visited me last night, I was so scared”

by TheWaterMan December 6, 2019