piss shits

1) when you are urinating after defecating, and you proceed to defecate small, jelly-bean shaped waste from your anus. 2) a way of humorously describing a reaction to something that is really bad, or something that you wish to exaggerate. 3) a massive watery diarrhea burst.

1) When I got the piss shits last night while sitting on the bowl, I got piss water in my ass. 2) I got so freaked out by that dude jumping out from behind the wall, I got the piss shits. 3) I ate at White Castle last night and got a severe case of piss shits.

by Mills Fokk August 1, 2009

Trophy Shit

The shit you have just taken looks like an extra long smoked sausage and you're so proud at how long it is and that it isn't broken, that you run and grab a friend to show/tell or even grab the camera.

Holy shit!!! It's a trophy shit!!

by Nanny Girl September 1, 2009

Shit Vomit

The rare timing of when poison leaves your body from both orfaces. Extra points for doing it at the same time.

Shit Vomit; Shit after vomiting or vomiting after shitting. It doesnt count if at anytime you leave the bathroom.

by Jebony March 6, 2010

Flexi-shit

Time taken by a person on flexible working hours, at the end of the day, to use the bathroom before going home, thus allowing them to add their toilet time to their Time Sheet as if they were actually working for that extra ten minutes.

Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.

6 flexi-shits = 1 hours lie-in one morning.
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.

Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!

by LabMom January 21, 2010

Shit Shame

The shame you feel when you take a huge dump while you're alone in a public restroom, then one or more people walk into the restroom just as you're about to leave and the smell is at its worst. You're forced to hide in the stall until everyone leaves because you don't want anyone to know it was you who just made the entire restroom smell like pure evil.

Johnny: "I have to go take a dump. I'll be back."
Billy: "Okay. I'll wait."

25 minutes later...

Billy: "Dude, what took you so long??"
Johnny: "Sorry. 3 other guys came in while I was in there. The smell was so bad that I had shit shame. I couldn't show my face until everyone left."
Billy: "Oh yes. Been there. Shit shame is the worst."

by ILoveDucksTheMost October 29, 2009

Flamin Shits

When you ate somethin really hot and when you proceed to deficate it burns your rectum.

That food gave me the flamin shits, i tried to wet the toilet paper to put out the fire.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

Shit Latte

Metaphor for Gay sex. Taking it in the anus.

Hey Tony lets have a Shit Latte. Ill add the sugar and you add the milk. Do you want a flat white or a long black?

by Gizzle Tizzle July 28, 2007