Pocket Rockets is basically when you get dealt a pair of aces in poker (texas holdem) which is the best possible starting hand. It can also be referred to when people get extremely lucky with certain things/qualities in life such as good looks, good at sports etc.
Girl: OMG, you're so handsome!!
Guy: Yeah, I've often been told that God dealt me the Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: He certainly did!
Guy: Yeah, I've often been told that God dealt me the Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: He certainly did!
by CockblockerT December 19, 2016
Pocket Rocket is an expression used in Poker (Texas Holdem) when you get dealt a pair of aces. This is the best possible starting hand. It can also be referred to when people get extremely lucky (because the odds of getting dealt a pair of aces are minimal). For example being born with great looks or qualities.
Girl: You're so freaking handsome!
Guy: thanks, I guess you can say God dealt me some Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: OMG, he certainly did!
Guy: thanks, I guess you can say God dealt me some Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: OMG, he certainly did!
by CockblockerT January 02, 2017
Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet
by Zertram bopple March 06, 2023
Equal to 56,000 metric tons. Named after the notorious sizes of boy's pockets (such as the famous case of Timmy having sneaked his entire home into class that one time. Really got the whole school talking)
by Nightwatch2007 November 21, 2022
A Place somewhere in the fur of cartoon characters, where they keep important things that they can somehow inexplicably pull out of nowhere. This `nowhere` is actually a fur pocket.
by Jessie6693 October 03, 2010
A pocket pussy is what is used when a man is too lonely and horny. The man usually can not find a women so he goes to a pocket pussy. Best known as a fake vagina. They come in many shapes and sizes. I even believe women might buy one to practice the oral sex. Pocket pussies are always a last resort and if your friend uses one, well find him what ever he prefers. Man or women.
After Jimmy was denied from his date he went home to his sad apartment with whom he shares with Fred. Fred then says "date go bad man? " and Jimmy replied "So bad that I have to use my pocket pussy tonight"
by Noneyourbusinessok November 10, 2020
A device used to stimulate the male reproductive organ, sexaully. It often looks like a womans vagina, and is made of rubber.
by imagirluwu February 20, 2024