SWAT pants.
Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.
SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.
SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
I use wear normal pants, but after becoming a terrorist, I now wear SWAT pants, so I am comfortably prepared for the SWAT team.
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