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STINKY wiggle poopy pants

Smells very stinky every day, but it's cute
You're so STINKY wiggle poopy pants man look at yourself in the mirror LOOK AT YOUUU

Snookered my pants 

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.
I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

Mimi dance pants 

Yeah she's cute or whatever
I said what i said. Mimi dance pants
Mimi dance pants by Josh bourdux January 17, 2021

Gorgeous McSexy pants 

When someone looks gorgeous all the time, but becomes sexy in the pants they are currently wearing.
Dang babe, you’re gorgeous mcsexy pants in those jeans

Rick Rolling Your Pants 

When you tie a knot on your pants, forgetting that one is already there.
"I messed up tying my pants."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, don't you love Rick Rolling Your Pants."

birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”