(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
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Get the William Holden’s Law mug.coined by the philosopher, Patrick Huntrods, the law states that any headline containing the word "woke" can be summarily dismissed as racist propaganda.
Did you see the headline, "What will it take to get the woke folks to 'jump the shark'?" Man, I totally invoked Huntrod's Law.
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Get the lawful neutral mug.All internet discussions regarding video cards or GPUs, given enough time, will decay into a discussion regarding digital currency mining.
Term comes from the user VirtualLarry at the Anandtech GPU forums, and ardent defender of mining digital currency using GPUs. GPU topics involving VirtualLarry would all invariably invite or devolve into discussions about digital currency mining.
Term comes from the user VirtualLarry at the Anandtech GPU forums, and ardent defender of mining digital currency using GPUs. GPU topics involving VirtualLarry would all invariably invite or devolve into discussions about digital currency mining.
"I know this topic is about the performance of the 6600XT, but I have to say that given the cards are out of stock due to miners buying them all up..."
"Ah man, this topic got Larry's Lawed!"
"Ah man, this topic got Larry's Lawed!"
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Get the -5th Law mug.A law which suggests that the accused is a noob and moustache lady. In certain contexts it also refers to being a olo licker.
Named after the biggest olo licker noob moustache lady Justin.
Named after the biggest olo licker noob moustache lady Justin.
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