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clubbing 

A popular college pastime involving 2x4's and baby seals.
Those animal rights people are out of town this weekend, wanna go clubbing?
clubbing by Dakas August 31, 2003

Clubby McDumbfuck 

Mildbill. Someone who beats their toys.
"Nice work beating the shit out of your new bike, Clubby McDumbfuck."
Clubby McDumbfuck by b June 29, 2004

queen of clubs 

Similar to queen of spades and queen of hearts but instead of a womans preference being a white guy or even a black guy it's instead its a hispanic/latino man.
Dude1: hey why's Mary always with Mexican guy?
Dude2: oh she's a queen of clubs
queen of clubs by Ellocohombre July 11, 2019

clubbing 

n. Going to club meetings just for the food, then leaving immediately after, without staying for the main event.
Hey bro, want to go clubbing? I heard ASCE is serving Chipotle tonight!
clubbing by KolosoK January 26, 2011

hard clubber 

A clubber who likes hard electronic dance music like hard techno, hardcore, schranz etc.
He is one of the best hard techno djs, an idol for many hard clubbers.
hard clubber by Stanislaw April 10, 2007

2 of Clubs 

1. This is about the 2 of Clubs. 2 of clubs, like in cards you know. It means "Show your boobs" or like, "Lift up your shirt and show off your juggs." It is considered the highest honor to be presented with the 2 of Clubs--not to be taken lightly or shown to just any girl with boobs. Reserved specifically for those with great ones.

2. The folkloric character Dr.Bones is said to keep a 2 of Clubs in his top hat.
Guy: (Shows girl a 2 of Clubs)

Girl: (Takes off shirt and bra)

Guy: "Damn. Those are the finest titties I have ever seen."
2 of Clubs by Norm Crenshaw July 18, 2007