nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs

I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog

by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023

Mahgandees Nuts

The NOTORIOUS BLACK MAHDI that is HIGH ON THEM NUTS

Bro stop smoking. You'll become a mahgandees nuts girl.

by Pong water October 29, 2019

Mut Nuts

When the dogs nuts are sagging

The dog has mut nuts

by Ralph Pompey jr November 2, 2019

no nut nirvana

It is a state achieved after not nutting or jacking off for a long period of time. You ascend the mortal plane, god himself will worship you, you become the universe and the answer to life.

My friends, I have now achieved No Nut Nirvana.

by _Lithium_ November 3, 2019

The Hadjar Nut

When you nutted so hard you dont know if this is real life or not. It can also be referenced to the mandela nut beacuse the hadjar nut indicates that if u cant find the porn u jacked of to a few days ago you may have never seen that porn

Yesterday i have flet the HADJAR NUT it was quite a good feeling.

by The nuutty nut November 5, 2019

Numb nut

Lacking intelligence; can’t pull women

Ben Prugh is a numb nut

by Poopdoopsoup12 November 16, 2021

tall-nut

A plant in Plants vs. Zombies that can block flying zombies like Balloon Zombie, Pole Vaulter or Jetpack Zombie

One of the Jetpack Zombie's many weaknesses is the Tall-Nut, which can block him whereas Wall-Nut can't

by Jett Speed October 15, 2021