The 5 Sins Of War

The Sin of Foolery

The Sin of Death
The Sin of Chaos
The Sin of Love
The Sin of Crime

These are the 5 Sins of War

by 11.13 April 4, 2021

The 5 Sins Of War

The Sin of Death
The Sin of Love
the Sin of fear
The Sin of foolery

The Sin of chaos

The 5 Sins Of War

by 11.13 April 5, 2021

Hundred Years War

By all historical accounts, a war that began in 1350. It was a series of conflicts in Western Europe waged between the House of Plantagenet and its cadet House of Lancaster, the rulers of the Kingdom of England.

However, in contemporary social media (i.e. Youtube), it's become an internet gag used as a racial sterotype by the number 1350. 13/50. 13 % of American Americans are responsible for over (50%) of all crime.

Some spoon : "F*** my car just got stolen. Yes, he was black. Don't say it."

Some nub : "Hundred Years War"

Spoon: "..the f*ck?"

by DripDune May 23, 2021

Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine

When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.

Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"

by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021

Flame war

A fight fought with farts and a bic lighter

Good god, smells like you two were having a flame war in here

by Deranged Don April 22, 2021

War of the bucket

A war that was NOT caused by a bucket

the war started when Bologna declared war on Modena for stealing their castle

Now how the fuck did they got the bucket? I have no bloody clue

Guy1: remember the war of the bucket where 3000 died for a bucket?
Guy1: bro, that ain't the cause of the war

by Sebby294 April 24, 2021

God Of War

The reason I unknowingly learned greek mythology.

God Of War is the best PS2 game. It has aged pretty well for such an awesome DVD console.

by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021