Umich
Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.
Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025
Get the 《¤》Asexual《¤》Hollow《¤》University 《¤》asexual《¤》hollow《¤》university《¤》Asexual《¤》Hollow《¤》University《¤》mug. Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)
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Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
Get the Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)mug. “So I was fucking my married boss and I wasn’t sure if they were going to break up, and then I was at the gym and I saw a shirt that said chill. So then I knew the universe told me to just keep fucking my boss”
by GXS June 24, 2020
Get the The universemug. A shortened phrase in the Minecraft end poem. It appears at the very end of the game after getting the egg.
"And the universe said I love you - because you are love."
"and the universe said I love you"
"and the universe said you have played the game well"
"and the universe said everything you need is within you"
"and the universe said you are stronger than you know"
"and the universe said you are the daylight"
"and the universe said you are the night"
"and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you"
"and the universe said the light you seek is within you"
"and the universe said you are not alone"
"and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing"
"and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code"
"and the universe said I love you because you are love."
"And the universe said I love you - because you are love."
"and the universe said I love you"
"and the universe said you have played the game well"
"and the universe said everything you need is within you"
"and the universe said you are stronger than you know"
"and the universe said you are the daylight"
"and the universe said you are the night"
"and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you"
"and the universe said the light you seek is within you"
"and the universe said you are not alone"
"and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing"
"and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code"
"and the universe said I love you because you are love."
Minecraft: "And the universe said I love you, because you are love."
Person: starts bawling on the floor
Person: starts bawling on the floor
by Arin-guy April 24, 2025
Get the And the universe said I love youmug. Person A: Jimmy would’ve won us the game if he wasn't injured
Person B: You kidding? He threw three interceptions in one quarter last game, he’s on his way to enrollment at Good Dude University.
Person B: You kidding? He threw three interceptions in one quarter last game, he’s on his way to enrollment at Good Dude University.
by bossmanq  December 5, 2023
Get the Good Dude Universitymug. Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.
by MarvelPugs February 8, 2025
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