Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.

Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."

by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011

Slut Cookie

Lofthouse Sugar Cookies.

The soft cookies most commonly seen at the grocery store with pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles.

Sarah really enjoys Slut Cookies.

by DillPickle_ May 27, 2024

Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"

Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something

by Pipopaido December 25, 2023

danish cookie

A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.

1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"

1. Girl: "They are!"

by BittyCorn February 20, 2017

crispy cookies

When you get frustrated and start trippin. -Troy

Oh! Crispy Cookies! I got moved to doubles four :(.

by Rüf May 27, 2016

TVX cookie

Some random ass nigga

Guy: dude have you seen TVX Cookie?
Other guy: nah

by Tvx storm June 14, 2022

Cookie Gate

Not to be confused with the 2003 Cookie Gate scandle, This time it takes place in 2023 when hit streamer and internet personality Pokimane, scammed thousands of brokies with her whitelable cookie brand, truely a horrible case of capitalism and consumerist mindsets...

"oh my god, i cant believe the pokimane cookie gate scandle!"

by Cookie Gate November 24, 2023