Teste Tuesday

Teste Tuesday are where every tuesday, men from ages 12 to 80 rub their dicksacks to see it they have any cancer lumps. It is extremely faggit. I would rather get cancer.

man 1: hey man ill check your teste tuesday if you check mine

man 2: sure man, ill even check with my mouth!

by pwnerofall June 23, 2009

Penis licking monkey testical log rolling uncle

a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin

i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie

by b-rent December 19, 2004

testacular

The one and only way of describing a great penis.
One penis that is so great it has to be described by a word that is only in urban dictionary.

Wow...thats......testacular..... *drool* i wanna ride that

by Rayne DM April 23, 2004

As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)

His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

by Abu Jarema March 5, 2008

testing the waters

Testing waters is workout champs who try 2 sets squatting and never use the exercise ever in lifetime again.

Jessica workout mania champ tried 2 sets of testing the waters barbell squats and has never touched the exercise again in lifetime. Hecne the term for workout champs trying squatting in weightlifting 2 wimpy testing the waters sets.

by Robbie Robinson August 21, 2009

testy

A test-taker, or one who prefers tests to projects

The term was popularized by Mrs. Katherine Buron of Leicester, Massachusetts

Mrs Buron: Ok, So we have our testys over here...

Mrs Buron: Shhh, Don't Disturb the Testys!!

by Any Other Names? May 18, 2009

testectomy

The removal of the testicals. (Most likely painful, as one would imagine.)
Test, being testicals and -ectomy being a suffix meaning the removal of; therefore, producing the word testectomy.

Poor bob. He had a testectomy.
Pronunciation: test-ECT-uh-me

by GWsux October 23, 2005