Toasted Roman Sandwich

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

by balloonknotjohn December 18, 2012

The Sandwich Rule

Sandwiches always taste better when made by someone else.

Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.

Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.

by SMSchoirboy June 25, 2012

a yummy and delicouse sandwich

a man gently rubbing piece of bread around his dick and adding ingrdients to attract women

bob:dam that girl makes a yummy and delicouse sandwich

by penis driver July 9, 2012

Sandwich Sharing

Its when the threesome you privately set up ends up getting a lot more publicity than anyone ever needed! (The threesome wasn't even that good anyway!)

Don't talk to that snitch. That is one Sandwich Sharing mutha ******

by BlackEssence July 17, 2012

sandwich rate

the rate at which a woman creates sandwiches. crucial to her ability to mate. a sandwhich rate below 2 a minute leaves you incapable of ever being able to mate. 3 means average. above 5 means legendary a rate above 10 a minute means men will approach you on the street and ask you to marry them.

due to liz's sandwich rate of 12 a minute. even though she is amazingly unattractive she get's 5 marriage requests a day.

by chef Miles March 11, 2012

Graham Sandwich

The art of 2 Homosexual guys, where one lays on the bed and the other shits on his chest and stomach then proceeds to ejaculate onto the shit. Then the other guy will lay down on top of the guy and make a sandwich.

Steve and Justin decided that it would be a great night if they made a Graham Sandwich

by gsmhahaha April 16, 2012

Like Sandwich

When commenting on someones status. Everyones trying to be funny, you decide to add to the banter, however everyones comment is 'liked' apart from yours. Usually cause you're a loser and no-one actually likes/knows you.
Or your definition of humour is about fucking stillborn children.

*comment* Like
*comment* Like
*gay comment* No likey....The meat of the 'like sandwich'
*comment* Like
*comment* Like

by FlyingHitler SpasmFaceMcdougal February 25, 2011