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pork sandwich

When you are driving on a motorway with a police car both in front of you and behind you.
Sorry I'm late. I was caught in a pork sandwich the whole way here.
by elynnaie July 27, 2025
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chicken sandwich idiot

When a fast food restaurant, like Popeye's, has customers (you) that outrage or wild out over a SANDWICH. Sometimes the customer may even threaten to kill/murder or kill/murder anyone in the restaurant. This is normally due to a certain chicken sandwich, mainly at Popeye's, not being available (at or during that time).
1. Popeye's Employee: "Sorry, sir, we don't seem to have anymore chicken sandwiches at the moment."
Man: "Your free trial of life has expired."

Guy sitting at table: *whispers to his wife* "He must be a chicken sandwich idiot."

2. person on twitter: "A guy in front of me just complained about and maybe even outraged about them not having a chicken sandwich. They're such a chicken sandwich idiot".
by It_Can_Not December 26, 2019
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Turkmen Knee Sandwich

When someone jabs you with their knee and elbow to make a forced crescent shape
Jason was being an asshole to Jacob, so Jacob gave him a turkmen knee sandwich
by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025
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Shit Sandwich

The elimination of fecal waste through several human anus' into a toilet without flushing, and leaving the waste for another party or person to find or eat.
we put a shit sandwich to the other team's locker room.

We served a shit sandwich to his ex-girlfriend.
by Timmy1233212 May 28, 2011
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Pocketbook Sandwich

Pocketbook Sandwich (noun)

A simple sandwich made from a single slice of bread folded in half, usually prepared quickly when minimal ingredients are available. A Pocketbook Sandwich is often made for convenience, portion control, or during times when food options are limited. It can contain spreads peanut butter or fillings.

See also:
Foldover Sandwich, Single-Slice Sandwich
Examples:

“I didn’t have much in the kitchen, so I made a Pocketbook Sandwich for lunch.”

“When I was younger, a Pocketbook Sandwich was something we threw together before heading out the door.”
by Yanks Team December 6, 2025
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Mayo Sandwich

Two Shemales cum on your back and chest, effectively making you a mayo sandwich.
Jonny OH YEAH BABY MAKE ME A FUKKIN MAYO SANDWICH..

Shemale 1- ILL GET THE FRONT
Shemale 2- ILL GET THE BACK
by tips300 April 1, 2020
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Survival Sandwich

a sandwich with only the bare minimum of meat and one slice of bread.
used to make deli meat and a bag of bread last as long as possible
1 slice of cold cut (2 if necessary, or cheese if you're feeling like you need the extra calories) + 1 slice of wonder bread, folded = 1 survival sandwich
by Long Dad December 14, 2016
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