Paul-Henri is a great friend you can always rely on. He can be boring but when you find a way to wake him up, he'll follow you in any stupidity you're up to
by Jv_xtsh November 21, 2021

When a person is given so much wine, and an unknown quantity of any other number of substances so they are no longer able to make clear judgement decisions.
Raul handed Becky a big, black, bottle of wine, hoping desperately she would get Paul Mayer’d… never to remember what might happen.
by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022

A Paul is an absolute mong. He is the biggest mong out of the entire group of friends. He is constantly called a 'mong' and 'smooth brain' by his peers. A Paul is usually into music and obsesses about guns and won't shut up about them until you tell him that you didn't ask. He loves video games such as Rainbow Six Siege (even though he's complete rubbish at it). Apart from the fact that he has a smooth brain, is a mong and looks like an alien, he is still one of the mates and is well respected by his peers for his friendliness and camaraderie.
Person 1: "Omg, he won't shut up about his favourite operators in Rainbow Six Siege"
Person 2: "I know right, he is such a Paul"
Person 2: "I know right, he is such a Paul"
by Darayavaus November 11, 2020

Paul K. Pernerewski Jr.
by mr bippitywippity June 26, 2024

The sweetest, Kindest, most beautiful person you’ll ever meet. She knows how to be empathetic and will make you want to be her best friend.
by Ermwhatsthat July 22, 2024

Paul is the epitome of peak sex appeal. Boasting a deliciously hairy chest and back, they stands at a mighty 5,6” tall. Since Paul is of biblical origin, they often feel compelled to share their feet the rest of the world. Although Paul to some is a handsome, rugged silver fox, to most, the reality is a shorter, plumper, hairier little hobbit like being. Despite this minor set back, Paul’s compensate by having an attractive personality, with very easy going conversational skills and a large penis.
We all love a Paul.
We all love a Paul.
Guy1: haha that little man is so small and hairy!
Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.
Girl1: I can testify.
Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.
Girl1: I can testify.
by Phlinghambodem December 22, 2023
