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Kentucky monkey

A cute redneck, either boy or girl, usually referring to the opposite sex.
"Damn Jim, you see that Kentucky monkey working the drive thru? Cute."
by Adelante September 6, 2007
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monkey split

Damn, that monkey split's tight!
by jew-who wit a little rum March 4, 2009
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Spider Monkey

Spider monkeys are New World monkeys belonging to the genus Ateles, part of the subfamily Atelinae, family Atelidae. Like other atelines, they are found in tropical forests of Central and South America, from southern Mexico to Brazil.

There's nothing sexual here, pervert.
I saw a Spider Monkey in Brazil.
by MixingEggs June 13, 2018
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Monkey Dunk

1.) n. The act of having your brain twisted into a rather complex pretzel, by a substance such as marijuana, mixed alcoholic beverages (i.e; jungle juice, drank, purple drank, sizzurp, lean, dirty bong water), or a combination of the two. Monkey dunking is caused by a lack of tolerance and readiness for alcoholic beverages, or marijuana. Warning, this may be caused by very high quality marijuana, not some downtown poopy brown weed.

2.)n. Refers to the act of being slammed in on the ground by an opponent, while in the cobra clutch, and said person landing on top of you as they fall.

3.)n. Being incoherent, with little to no motor skill function, due to consuming a large quantity of marijuana or other mind altering substance.
A.) Wow B(DJRuthless), look that girl Kayla over there just got monkey dunked! She definitely shouldn't have smoked weed with those guys, it's just too strong for her.

B.) Holy shit, did you see that 300lb man pick that guy up in the cobra clutch, and slam his face off the rug, he definitely is going to feel that monkey dunk tomorrow.

C.) Look at that silly goosehead on the couch, he can't even keep his eyes open. That og mudbone guy must have monkey dunked him with that high quality herb again.
by The Dangler December 9, 2012
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Dirty Monkey

When a person scratches their ass then picks their nose.
Holy shit batman, that fat chick did the dirty monkey!
by Guinness6 September 7, 2013
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hoe monkey

man whore and a dude who fucks all da women ;)
by 60065 July 25, 2011
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monkey looker

some one who secretivly watches perves perving out on themselves or other strange fetishes such as spanking a monkey.
"Man, why don't you go get a girlfriend or find a good arcade, because you just can't be a whakken off monkey looker for the rest of your peeping ,perv life
by Pamela Rawls April 19, 2003
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