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Michael

Michael Has a huge cock
Michael has a huge cock
by Michael7262516 November 23, 2021
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Michael

Just really sexy and hot
Girl 1:Michael is so hot
Girl 2:I know
by Blank.......... June 24, 2021
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Michael

A wifeophile, a man who gets aroused by married women.
Don't get your wife along, I heard Tim is a Michael.

He Michael-ed his way towards the old woman.
by Greyfam November 22, 2021
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Michael

Michael is a guy who is perfect in every way. The perfect boyfriend, perfect friend and partner. It’s as if he senses when you feel down and brightens up your day completely. He is very hard working and busy but always makes time for you. He is extremely caring and never thinks of himself before others. Let’s not forget about his THICC A$$ like damn what is that 💥💥 sheeeeeeeesh *bites lip* Michael is so good looking it is almost unreal like he is a person you could just stare at and think of how lucky you are. Of course he overthinks as well but he is just stupid not to notice his self worth. Get yourself a Michael
RANDOM GIRL:Wow is that M-Michael?!??! *chokes on air*
GIRLFRIEND: ayo that’s my man SHEEEEEEEESHHH
by Ilovepineapples69 May 19, 2021
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Michael

Every michael is hot and has a cruch on a girl name miley 🤍🤍 he is just the luve of your life
A michael is hot
by Daddy1213888 November 8, 2020
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Michael

A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out
Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better
by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022
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Michael Hutchinson

The greatest goalie of all time, despite what all of the haters say!
Cole: "Who is the greatest goalie of all time?"

Warren: "Michael Hutchinson"
by BurgerBoy1 June 6, 2022
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