April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022

April 28

Get your ass out for Snapchat day

Friend:yo yk what day it is

Girl: no?
Friend: it’s April 28 get your ass out and show snap

by Theodora’s April 28, 2024

April 7

National send your bf and arch pic

On April 7 Send bf arch pic

by Hhhhhhhhhhh4 April 7, 2024

April 27

The day the biggest bitch the world has ever seen was born. Today is a historic day. This day giizbitch Martell was born.

April 27 is ass

by Fcknigha April 26, 2021

April 11th

the day when you lie to someone about something very serious

Mom: Did you kill your grandma so that you can eat out grandpa?!!!
Me: No ofc not
Mom: BUT ITS APRIL 11th

by april 11th lover April 11, 2022

April 17

National slap someone if they aren't wearing pink day

"Its April 17 and your not wearing pink today! Guess I gotta slap you now."

by DonaldTrump2021 April 16, 2021

April 7th

The day the mfs who pull the MOST were born. People born on this specific date are scientifically proven to me exceptionally attractive, intelligent, popular, and basically every good trait. Wonder beings, as they’re scientifically named, are proven to be perfect in every way

Person: who is that sexy mf over there 😜🥵👀
Friend: thats *****, i heard they were born on April 7th
Person: Oh so THATS why everyone is asking for their autograph

by The account of birthdays November 24, 2021