i like it raw

Having sex with no protection and loving it. Who wouldn't love it? Your mama and daddy loved it.Its great at least with a clean person that ain't gonna have u burning when you pee.

Did you strap up with that hoe Myesha? Naw, son you know I like it raw!

by msudontevenknowit September 12, 2013

i just died

When something really funny happens and you laugh so hard it feels like you just died.

1: (Says the funniest thing ever)
2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

1: Isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard?!
2: OMG, I just died!

by PP3A2 December 13, 2009

I Got Robbed!

Phrase that really means I Got Fucked or the previous person that worked on this really fucked things up. Used to describe former co-workers that left projects in a royal mess and as the days and weeks go by after they left, each one of these landmines come up and bite you in the ass. You can identify a potential "Rob" before they leave if you overhear their conversation with customers include things like: "What happened was...".

Customer: My electrical gear didn't show up at the job site-when will it be ere?
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"

by Leftover Meatloaf September 19, 2013

I Am Autism

The worst fucking ad ever

have you watched I Am Autism?

No, it's the worst fucking ad in the world.

by Some random John/Jane Doe March 31, 2022

Well, I never!

A very British and gentleman way of sounding offended and scandalized.

Bob: Lady, you're ugly as sin, if Boris Johnson and you were in a beauty contest, he would clearly win.

Jane: Well, I never!

by Ricardo58 July 3, 2021

J R I

A JRI (Jager relater incident) is very similar to an ARI (Alcohol related incident) except that it may, and usually does, include incidents you can't recall until reminded in some way. The consumption of jager seems to have direct effect on the time-space continuum. These incidents can include bruises from an unknown source, texts you don't remember sending or phone calls you don't remember making, as well as things you may have said. In extreme cases it may involve inappropriate behavior with the opposite sex - and in the most extreme case, this same behavior with the same sex. Can occur after several shots of jager but seem to have a higher incident level after multiple jagerbombs.

Angel: Who was that girl you were making out with on the dance floor last night??

Glenn: I was making out with a girl last night?? Must have been a J R I because I remember nothing!! Hope she was cute at least!! Damn jagerbombs!!

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Angel: Soooo - can you please tell me what I texted you at 3am last night? I see responses from you but it seems I cleared my sent folder!

Blake: You called me a bum for staying home and then said you were coming to my house to party. I told you "negative" and you argued but then finally agreed. No big deal - we'll just call it another J R I!!

by Just Sayin12 January 25, 2010

i hate school

the most common thing for kids to say

during recess, Johnny said "i hate school"

by Wythan Millcreek April 18, 2022