the great escape to eliminating noise when one has to fart.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.
I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.
I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.
I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.
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Get the fart pickle mug.Some one repeatedly fucking someone is the asshole so hard to the point the receiving person to not be able to let a fart out, therefore naming the person giving it a fart stealer, because "he stole your farts
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Get the bucket fart mug.When you rip ass, and a little shit comes out, which is generally referred to as a "Fluid Fart", more than one in a short amount of time is generally called "Fluid Farts".
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Billy : Hey i cant wait for the New York Field trip, dude!
Tim : only down side is, we have to room with Andrew, by morning ill be putting off hybrid farts!
Tim : only down side is, we have to room with Andrew, by morning ill be putting off hybrid farts!
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