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Condor Egg

To adventure into a thorn bush and injure ones bollocks
Henry ventured into the bushes for a wee, oh man he sure did have a condor egg afterwards
by Jimbo Ballbags November 14, 2025
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Cracked like an egg

To get/be “cracked like an egg” is a play on words referring to rough sexual intercourse. When an egg cracks, it’s broken.
To get/be “cracked like an egg” is a play on words referring to rough sexual intercourse. When an egg cracks, it’s broken. Tori - “Girl, I’m about to go over his house and get cracked like a egg”

Lana - “Iktr girl! He finna tear you out the frame.”

Tori - “It’s okay, I like it rough.”
by JammedJuul December 8, 2025
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Jaimon's Engine Eggs

-When someone (if you know you know) cooks eggs at the campsite and finger bangs them with his mechanic oil stained fingers instead of using a spatula.
"Her food preparation skills scare me so much I would rather eat Jaimon's Engine Eggs instead"
by slaytotheslayslay December 10, 2025
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Glazin’ eggs

When a man ejaculates into a woman.
I’m gonna be glazin’ eggs when my wife gets home.
by Fugbuttly009 December 26, 2025
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Puerto Rican Scrambled Eggs

The act of performing cunnilingus on your Puerto Rican bride after letting all of your buddies have a go with her after the wedding reception.
Jeff had the Puerto Rican Scrambled Eggs for breakfast this morning
by senorbeto January 11, 2026
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Detroit Eggs Benedict

When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!
Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.
by TJO - DP January 16, 2025
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