After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
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Get the Jerry's car on the rocks mug.A Car Seat Bitch, is a girl with the body curves like the top half of a car seat, when you’re sitting in the back seat looking forward at it.
Guy: “Damn girl you a car seat bitch”
Girl: “what does that mean?”
Guy: “you got a skinny waist and big hips”
Bro: damn Bruh look at that girls fat ass with those big hips and skinny waist
Bruh: damn bro she a car seat bitch no cap
Girl: “what does that mean?”
Guy: “you got a skinny waist and big hips”
Bro: damn Bruh look at that girls fat ass with those big hips and skinny waist
Bruh: damn bro she a car seat bitch no cap
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My 1999 honda accord 4 door was my car unicorn because even though she gave me rough times she was still the best car i know.
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