Calling it an alex

Going exceptionally early home

No way i finish that today- i‘m calling it an alex.

by The open janitor July 31, 2024

Alex

Alexander, the worlds most calm and mature guy,

Known among his friends as a "Sigma" male, Alex has an absolute giga jawline, the most luscious hair, the best vests,

Don't let your girl within 10m of an Alex as they will steal your girl and claim them as their own.

Person 1: Has anyone seen my girlfriend?

Person 2: I just saw her with Alex, now shes gone!

Person 1: Dammit, guess im single

by Turtlekiller69 June 21, 2021

Pulling an alex

A person getting pinned to the wall unaccounted for.

Hannah got pulling an Alex by Bella

by ChubbyCatMoment April 6, 2022

Alex

Alex is a boy or girl who will try their best to make you happy, but they don’t understand how you feel and can’t read the signs. They are a player without meaning to be and often has a lot of people crushing on them. They might come from a tough family but doesn’t show it, and is always to share.

Stranger-Hahaha, your so funny!
Alex-Thanks.

by WhatDoYouWant? November 28, 2019

alex afrasiabipour

an amazing guy who is usually shorter than his girlfriend. he has great taste in music and cars, but only seems to wear adidas. he will most likely be found in whoville.

wow, did you see alex afrasiabipour over there?

yeah, he was walking to his house in whoville.

by grackers May 8, 2021

Alex

Has large nerd neck and also is a Slav and also has gay leg and also is short and also is bad at tennis and also doesn’t complain about anything at all

Rick: Your such a Alex today
Tyrone: You finna dy cuz u be trippin’

by Big Footed Giant March 27, 2019

Alex meruelo

A piece of shit owner of the Arizona Coyotes hockey organization.

Alex Meruelo is the worst owner in NHL History.

by Correctedmonster38 June 21, 2024