baked potato

an absolute munted vegie or person
"see that cripple over there he's a baked potato"
"see that person/thing he's a baked potato"
also can be directed at gays "oh fuck its a baked potato"
by potpat May 08, 2022
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bobbing for potatoes

When you put a raw potato in a cows asshole then you eat the potato and everything else that comes out
Hey do want to go bobbing for potatoes

Nah man that's nasty
by Professional potato bobber February 18, 2018
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Giga potato

A giga potato is the most powerful thing in the world! Don’t fuck with a giga potato. Trust me
by Potatobehr October 11, 2022
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cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.
Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled
by datstudentlife January 07, 2016
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admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."
by Beermat December 31, 2020
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grouch potato

n. Person more interested in complaining than solving.

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My husband hates our government but he will not make the effort to vote. He is a total grouch potato.
by gnostic3 August 02, 2020
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Sweet Potato Surgery

When you create an incision on a yam/sweet potato an eat from the cut
by yeetboi396 March 05, 2018
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