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Jake

Some next shitter at valorant cant aim to save his life
shit = jake
by Jake. t November 25, 2022
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jake

this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.

he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).

um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 9, 2022
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Jake paul

Me: Hey guys just watched jake Paul

2min later: Me: dead😵
by Girlboss4252 April 20, 2018
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Jake Osprey

Jake Osprey is an ERW Signed talent, Jake Osprey made his ERW Debut in early April of 2021 where he took on Kevin Arts for the Orbital Championship. Although the match was a squash from Kevin To Jake Osprey the highlight for many was the highly mocked entrance of Jake Osprey which took multiple minutes of him just standing on the ramp. Jake has rarely been seen after that moment only logically conclusion is out of humiliation due to all the memes and jokes towards Jake about his entrance.
Person 1: Lol bro! I was watching ERW and Jake Ospreys entrance took SOO Long!

Person 2: LOL!
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 21, 2021
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Jake

Jake is a feeling, Jake is a mentality. Jake can be every feeling. It’s good and bad. If your having a bad day your feeling a bit Jake and if your having a good one your feeling a bit Jake too.
How are you feeling bro”

“I’m feeling a bit Jake”
by Joey766 January 27, 2022
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Jake pauler

A stupid person who subscribed to jake Paul. If you don't know jake Paul means cancer. And his brother loan Paul means herpes.
Moral of the story: don't become a jake pauler
by DarkAngel1 September 15, 2019
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Jake My Snane

When a woman puts her hands on a mans raging boner and then proceeds to Jake.

This is in honor of JAKEdaSNANE on Xbox Live

who thinks he's good.
I went to the club and I met this girl and she jake my snane alll night long.
by brainsofgod October 20, 2010
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