why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 3, 2022

Johny-5

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"

Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5

by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022

July 5

National post a picture of your bestfriend and the special person that you will always know will have your back.Friends forever <3

Hey it’s July 5 make sure to post your special person on your social media accounts .

by Stacy679 July 5, 2021

#5

#5 are you fucking serious!? Fuck this guy man. What an asshole. Plane!? Really!? Who is watching that shit and why are they being let out of the insane asylum to watch plane movies? Bastards!

Hym "#5!? I'm not watching your plane movie asshole! It is more likely that people flocked to theaters en masse to subvert my will than it is you actually made a good plane movie you... you prick! What, did Todd Phillips direct it too? Did I write some of it!? Ooooo you motherfucker... I am so heated right now..."

Iam "Should we watch..."

Hym "AAAAHHHH SHUT... SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE! SHUT IT!"
🤬👉😖
Iam "Yeah, I... Should have known better..." 😅

by Hym Iam February 1, 2023

A3-5

A3-5 refers to a situation or action that is exceptionally reckless or absurd, often leading to unexpected consequences.

Did you see Tom trying to skateboard down that steep hill? Man, that was A3-5! He ended up crashing into a parked car

by zajek__ March 22, 2024

Smash 5

Another way to reference smash ultimate.

Wanna play some smash 5?

by Sizzyl April 14, 2019

Dirty 5 Hole

When an individual grabs a mop, and doesn't even wipe in down like a stripper pole. Proceeds to mop bottomless pulling the handle side between their legs, (the 5 hole) then pokes you in the ass untill you yell Sea Cucumber.

We where closing the kitchen one night and out of the blue he just pulled a Dirty 5 hole on the dishwasher..

by MistaBigSexyBones August 27, 2019