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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
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S. E. Hayden

The Author of the first Alien encounter crash site over N. texas. (Aurora) April 17th 1897. Demolition of a whindmill and a craft that bursted into flames was discoverd. 6 years before the first development of the human aircrafts/planes. A well was caped with the wreckage in 1957. A strage illness was documented after the handeling of the materials and supposed alien lifeform. Images from the early 1970's have been documented along with mutiple testamoney's of the Alien piolets remains beeing seen. Scrutinised photos were in 1897, 1895, and so on. Molten mixture of aluminum and Silver. Debries have been found in that area since.

Other sitings in that time frame include Chicago, Il., Ca., Mo., NE., ect. The sceptical site was on Judge Procters land in the 1890's. Myth, legend, or cover up?
Penny; I've been studying this account since I was a child.
David c: Silly girl, aliens don't exist. It's propaganda
Penny: There is accounts by S. E. Hayden as weel as many others that reported incedents.
David c; Your crazy
Penny: I know that man. But, I like that I don't believe everything like the status zombie community now in existance.
David c; I'll have to look that up one day. Any theory's on God?
Penny: The story's of him and horus are very similar works of writing so I still do not have the answers for you. i'd like to see the new Pyramid sitings in Egypt though.
by wonders4life<3 October 25, 2009
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Teyshia S.

teyshia is a person who is kind and lovely. She is smart and is great at dancing ;). She is a relaxed person and funny. You want to be around Teyshia for the way she is. She is very protective and that makes her very moody. The mood swings arent the problem the problem is that people can be very frustrating. She doesnt hold back when she has to say something to someone. Teyshia is a caring person but doesnt like to show it for some odd reason. Teyshia is a true friend and a very honest person in general. :
PERSON 1: Hi, Teyshia S. how is your day going?
Teyshia S.: it has just begun but good so far!

PERSON 2:Teyshia S. why are you so mean?
Teyshia S.: Because people like you who have no respect and always have a mean attitude. NOW get out of my way!
by $*6some1unknown6*$ December 12, 2010
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pandora`s bowl

On any bathroom, when you are unlucky enough to lift a seat cover and find that it's full of s**t.
bro 1: bro, went to the john and dang! I opened pandora`s bowl. What a s****y day this is..

bro 2: There goes my lunch..
by etomack September 27, 2010
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The F.I.'s

The Fuck Its. A term describing one's attitude when the will or motivation to work has expired or disappeared.
It's Friday afternoon and I have the F.I.'s. I might as well go home now.
by Trainer Jer October 6, 2010
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Remember the 80's

The desire to hook up sexually with someone you haven't seen or heard from in many years. Can also refer to the actual sex act with said person or persons from your past.

Comes from the name of a warm and fuzzy nostalgia series that used to air on VH-1; you don't actually need to have been alive in the 80's to drop this phrase.
Dean: Dude, you'll never guess who I got a random message from on Facebook last night! Sarah, from Mrs. Russell's Home Ec class, remember her? You should see her now, she's smoking hot!

Gene: No shit? What's up? She trying to remember the 80's, or what?

Dean: Oh yeah buddy, I'm totally meeting up with her tonight and I am gonna knock that shit OUT!

Gene: Word son! Get me some stealth pics!
by leppa polkky June 1, 2011
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Going 70's

To not use any form of technology that existed after 1970. Cell phone, internet, texting email, etc. With the advances in technology today, we're always busy with text, calls and emails. Going 70's is when you leave behind all that to just relax.
I think this weekend i'll be Going 70's so I dont have to deal with any thing.

I wasnt able to call or text her this weekend. She said she was Going 70's
by A.C.3 October 3, 2011
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