Please ur gf day

On November 14 you must please ur gf anytime she asks you to (fellas you know what I mean by that) get it on.

Her: Hey babe guess what day it is
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here

by Himonkey345 November 13, 2021

ur mom

the all time best american insult to ever exist after ''5 inches deep in ur mom''
you can say this to about every sentence you hear. Its not funny if its no understandable.

Bella: Where's Dad?

Brady: Inside ur MOM

Bella: *gags*

by Jac0b3y November 14, 2021

Ur Mom

The woman in my bed right now.

Me: I scissored Ur Mom, who knew she was a lesbian

JIm: WTF JULIE

by FairyTearz November 16, 2021

Ur Mom

Ur mom is used by many many many many many many many many many people as a meme.

Ur friend: Yummm, this us amazing!
Ur other friend: Like ur mom

by Toxic Avacado November 16, 2021

Ur Mom

Fat, Ugly, gross, etc.

Jason: where did liya go?
Shayne: Ur mom

by kiuri November 17, 2021

ur mom

A response to anything

Bitch: You're ugly
Smart person: ur mom

by rich future milf November 20, 2021

Ur a flopper

A derogatory term used to refer to people who are bad at fortnite

Guy 1 - "Ayo kid ur a flopper"
Guy 2 - "Shut up while i box ur emo faggot ass"

by N0bleN1Njaz November 20, 2021