To be extremely high on pills especially after taking two hydrocodone. In the dark one may think their sleep, in another place,and wake up mad. They may also be sitting and actually think their driving.
Man, I think im already in Virginia. Oh goddamnit im in Chicago, What the fuck is im doin here. Im more high than two kites.
by De'Nikta September 23, 2007
by Blondie July 16, 2004
Name used for females commonly found performing actions which require legs "Wide Open". Commonly shortened simply to "Susie Two Legs" in usage, This term is derived from the common need to identify such a female, without drawing attention to the subject of conversation.
Guy 1 - "Yo, I've already seen that girl hooking up with 3 different guys at this party!"
Guy 2 - "Oh, you talkin' about ol' Susie Two Legs... Wide Open."
Guy 2 - "Oh, you talkin' about ol' Susie Two Legs... Wide Open."
by ps3udonam3 April 20, 2011
This expression shows the benefits of masterbation over intercourse by saying a bird (your penis) is better in your hand than having both your penises in a bush (vagina).
Women are sometimes not worth the hassle, headache or monitary cost to keep around, despite giving you sex.
Women are sometimes not worth the hassle, headache or monitary cost to keep around, despite giving you sex.
Rob: Y'know, Greg, my girlfriend wanted another $20 from me this morning.
Greg: Oh yeah? What for?
Rob: I don't know, she wouldn't tell me. I bet she's cheating on me.
Greg: Why do you think that?
Rob: Well she borrows money from me all the time, and I'm stupid and jump to conclusions.
Greg: Well, my dad always told me that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Rob: You're right.
/corny story
Greg: Oh yeah? What for?
Rob: I don't know, she wouldn't tell me. I bet she's cheating on me.
Greg: Why do you think that?
Rob: Well she borrows money from me all the time, and I'm stupid and jump to conclusions.
Greg: Well, my dad always told me that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Rob: You're right.
/corny story
by Joseph and friends. July 11, 2008
To have sex with two women at the same time, and climaxing on their faces. Bird being another term for women, and stone relating to a man's testicles; more importantly the ejaculation.
by Max Well House April 06, 2010
what you may decide while contemplating your cock rubbing up against some other dude's cock if you were to participate in a 3some with a chick and said dude.
He had his eye on that girl all semester, until she finally invited him to a 3some. At that point he quickly lost interest, deciding that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by Turttlemugger December 04, 2008
This is when you try to go down on your woman and her vagina smells like it has two day old nigger sperm in it
Damn man i went to eat that bitches pussy last night and that shit smelled like two day old nigger fuck! I told her ass to go buy 10 douches!
by olaf the cockmaster March 31, 2011