Michael Mcfaded

This term is used when you are so geeked it's rambunctious.

Like higher than a kite on coke.

"Damn Jynxzi, you're Michael McFaded on god no kizzy yurh yurh *dab*'

by AerickBacon December 5, 2023

Michael May

Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.

Michael May touches little girls

by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023

Michael

Michael is a big black man actually he’s small black man because he’s petite and tiny.

Person: Who in the freak is Michael

Me: A small blackish man that’s kinda acoustic
Person: Ohajaoajh

by whateverboi December 6, 2023

Michael

The most amazing, popular, fun loving, sarcastic son of a bitch you’ll ever meet. He can be nice, caring, supporting, and talkative all the time. But get on his bad side, he can call you out, and if you pick a fight with him, he’ll whoop your butt and will not hesitate to fight dirty if necessary. He’s also great at talking with the ladies and will use a combination of flirting and friendship to court the women whether to be friendly, to having a one time stand, or to get a girlfriend. He may think that he can be insecure sometimes, but deep down, he knows he’s got plenty of friends and his family to support him in every way possible.

Chad: Check that dude out, what’s his name again?

Rodney: That’s Michael, one of the newbies here
Mikayla: I think he’s a fox!

by Jackus Blackus December 6, 2022

michael dumb

hes really stupid and a bad friend and he kinda makes bad joke and gets in trouble with teacher in 6th grade when saying sussy baka

man michael dumb is so dumb

by buckshotbandit December 9, 2022

Michael

He so cool (usually has a big ass penis) he looks so hot and so god damn sexy.

Bro Michael took my bitch he’s so cool though..

by Lil man man December 26, 2022

Do a Michael

Doing a Michael is to too drink far too much on an empty stomach, end up passed out in front of a bar entrance and be hounded by strangers.

He's going to do a Michael

by MyTailsBroke December 31, 2022