Car-Nibalisim

When a car eats a car:
You can often see car-nibalisim at car dumps

car: *eats car*
OH SHIT HE'S COMMITING CAR-NIBALISIM

by Bk_UranicFox November 13, 2022

Car Acrobatics

When your car door is on the edge of the driveway and you have to get to your door without touching the grass.

Why did you park your car like that!? Now i’ll have to do some Car Acrobatics.

by Confetti_fun November 19, 2018

car food

food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints

"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"

by BIGMASSIVECOCKSUCKER April 18, 2020

Car

A useful weapon used by drunks who decided that no one should be safe while trying to get home. Cars can also be used as ranged weapons if the driver is willing to jump out of the vehicle. They also have kidnapping potential with the invention of the trunk.

I am going to run that bitch over with a car.
Get in the trunk you stupid bitch.
No officer I didn't hit her with my car.

by TheUnlucky13 November 17, 2022

urban car inventor

while reading the definitions of several nations and countries in the urban dictionary one may recognize that its common to mention cool inventions that are made in this countries. the strange thing is: all of them invented the car!
so check out wikipedia. the history of the car is long, including inventors from England, Germany, Netherlands, Belgium etc.

its the phenomena of the urban car inventor

by Dudenextdoor March 17, 2008

car

Vroom Vroom Boy

LOOK JIM IS RUNNING OVER JAKE PAUL IN A CAR.

by Jack Hoff #16 September 30, 2020

Car leap boyfriend

a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying

friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap boyfriend”

by amy montgomery April 6, 2024