Simp

Doing anything in your willpower to date someone or overly flirt, basically making them your lord until proven otherwise.

1: "Why is Charlotte bullying him?"
2: "Because she wants to look cool in front of Chad"
1: "What a simp"

by kayphobjc September 26, 2021

Simp

a ligtard that likes and defends women

you are a stupid ass simp

by idkjudsfedfr October 10, 2021

SIMP

stands for Squirrels in my pants

Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

Whats in your pants?

SIMP?
What?
SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

by PhineasPhanatic October 31, 2019

Leafy’s simp test

When a content creator alludes to another content creator’s significant other in an attempt to moderate the number of fans that follow for sexual appeasement (possible through cuck theorem). This in turn can act as a basis for determining the legitimacy of the creator.

Did you hear about Pokimane’s subscriber count? I head she’s being subject to Leafy’s simp test.

by ௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵௵ ௵௵௵ August 6, 2020

simp

Jérôme

Jérôme c un esti de simp

by Aaaaaajaja March 27, 2024

Simp

Getting horny over a woman

"Rob is getting horny over some tiktok thot" Ron said
"Then he's a simp" James shouted

by King k krock May 1, 2020

Simp

Super
Into
Mashed
Potatoes

-Nice to meet you I’m simp!

-Oh cool same here! Wanna go get some mashed potatoes with me?

by Illumi Zoldyck October 7, 2020