Sand Banana

His wife had had enough and told him to take his sand banana elsewhere.

by RichardFace February 04, 2020

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Scottish Banana

This refers to when a man raps his dick in a kilt and proceeds to ram it into a pussy. It is considered one of the oldest and least effective forms of contraceptive used in old Scotland. It was believed that the fabric of the kilt would absorb all semen released from the jizzuming dick, but in reality, it was just way too much to shove into a vagina, and it often led to a bit of rug burn on the penis. It was just a generally bad time for all parties involved. This method was abandoned upon the invention of the sheep's stomach condom, but in some small circles, the strange fetish continues.

Aye, we were in the pub last night, and I gave her the old Scottish Banana

by TheThrustinScottsman January 18, 2016

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Snanna banana

When you take a frozen banana and put up someone’s asshole

Hey honey , ready for a snanna banana tonight ?

by It’s yo boy shrek March 10, 2018

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Have a banana

When the person eats a banana, they lie on their front undressed at the beach between the sand and the water.

*two people playing volleyball at the beach*
Mom: Have a banana.
*two people undressed lying on their fronts eating bananas*

by MrDogeIndoraptor November 02, 2022

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Banana Rug

Banana rug is a spiritual device to find out who lives in your walls

GOLLY GOODNESS ME! I NEED TO USE MY BANANA RUG TO FIND OUT WHO IN MY WALLS
OH LOOK I FOUND IT

⊂ヽ.

＼＼ Λ＿Λ

＼( 'ㅅ' )

> ⌒ヽ

/ へ＼

/ / ＼＼

ﾚノヽつ

/ /

/ /|

( (ヽ

| |、＼

| 丿＼ ⌒)

| | ) /
⊂ヽ

by ratitouis March 20, 2020

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