Retardable

"Retardable" (informal, slang, portmanteau):
A blend of "retarded" and "relatable"; used to describe a person, statement, or behavior that is foolish or absurd in a humorous way, yet oddly familiar or relatable.

"That's so retardable, I would've definitely messed up worse.

by rayane1718 August 2, 2025

Retard

Jmoe when he uses a computer

Wow retard

by mrjumppy August 5, 2025

Retard’s delight

A culinary masterpiece for those of a highly developed palate composed of Kraft brand macaroni and cheese and cut up hot dogs. True connoisseurs add ketchup as a garnish.

No tard can resist the culinary masterpiece that is retard’s delight. They go crazy for that shit. I seen one tard put away 5 cubic feet of that stuff when I used to work at the state school.

by Pseudoslüt August 8, 2025

retardattack

When an otherwise intelligent person does something epically stupid, completely glitches out while talking, or has a massive fail while performing a normal task.

Dude, did you just have a retardattack? That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen you do!

by siggirl August 10, 2025

Retardes

Somebody acting immature/childish

Andrew was acting very retardes today

by Yepimazure ツ August 15, 2025

Retard

That one older male colleague with some sort of learning disability but he’s thick, can’t do fuck all and needs to be fired

Andrew is a retard

by Fairyfrog August 27, 2025

Retarderia

1. A place where retards go to eat.
2. What you would call a retard that has diarrhea retarderia.
3. A place that collects retarded people and turns them into food and serves them in a cafeteria on premises retarderia

Hey Jimmy where do you want to go to eat let's go to the retarderia. Timmy.

Timmy ! Jimmy has retarderia

Instead of sending them to a farm upstate and letting them free we can just take them to the retard area and it will turn them into food and help fe ed the starving people in their cafeteria.

S2H423

by Scotty2Hotty23 August 30, 2025