poonison

Verb meaning to poop in unison. Used when referring to two or more dogs (or people or other animals, I suppose) poop at, or nearly, the same time.

I’m so glad my dogs went poonison this morning so I was able to use one bag to pick it all up.

by Christopher Dog Walken September 3, 2022

Poonette

Someone with brunette hair, that happens to be the colour of poo.

That poonette girl over there

by Sa0765 October 2, 2022

Poontz Goontz

A goon, or large oafish manchild who fudges with your shit. But then pusses out, runs away and calls YOU a pussy.

Good god. Why is this kid poontz goontzing, can’t he just give it a rest?! It’s 4am!

Don’t be a poontz goontz, I gotta keep up on what I got.

by Crypstyn mcdougal November 9, 2022

poondoggle

noun
/ˈpo͞onˌdäɡəl/

1. A social gathering involving unrestrained indulgence, especially sexual activity and drinking.
2. A literal clusterfuck.

Well hell, all we need now is a Catholic priest, and then we can have ourselves a genuine hillbilly poondoggle!

by H07WH33L5 December 4, 2022

Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.

"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"

by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022

Pooning Out

When you and your Poonflip buddies start going insane, you are pooning out.

"Oh man I'm pooning out!"
"Quit pooning man!"

by Poonflip Follower December 18, 2022

Poonis

The slang word given to the opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter leaves the body

This is the dogs penis and this is his poonis.

by Poonisinator February 13, 2023