Triangle Penis

A penis whose head resembles an equilateral triangle.

"God Damn!!! Curtis has such a triangle penis! It tore that dudes butthole up!"

by Catcat January 26, 2008

penis hands

To hang out with someone who you have't seen in a great deal of time after a rift in a friendship.

Omg lets penis hands tomorrow.

by CafStudySux June 11, 2006

jew penis

a gift bestowed upon all males of the jewish faith, by god himself. jew penises are proven to be even larger than those of black people, and will tear anyone up. they also can be quite dangerous, as boners can reach 12+ inches, and are sometimes lethal. contrary to popular belief, jews have the largest penises, of living things, ever.

guy 1 "eww that bitch is loose"
guy 2 "duh she dated chris steinheimer"
guy 1 "the jew penis strikes again!111oneoneone"

by gnarthaniel May 26, 2008

penis fishing

v. When a guy at a urinal has unzipped his fly but cannot extract his penis from his underwear, and keeps dipping his fingers in in attempt to pull it out

1. Boy 1: Damn that guy is taking a long time pissing.
Boy 2: He's probably just penis fishing

2. That guy is either jacking off in the urinal or he's penis fishing.

by Urban Dictionary October 23, 2007

penis pumpers

any possible way to make a guy have an erection

when me and my girls went streaking that time , all the guys called us penis pumpers

by penis pumpers August 8, 2009

Penis Koozie

A Penis Koozie refers to a woman who is used by a man for sex. Also slang for Vagina.

Did you see Devan's new penis koozie? She is smoking hot!

by Perpetual Excess August 28, 2009

Pajama Penis

When your penis is visible through your pajama pants.

*Gary gets out of the car and his pajama penis is noticeble though the thin pajama pants*

by These NUTZ December 14, 2009