Mom Come Quick

A game where you are jerking off and you yell "Mom Come Quick". The objective of the game is to nut before your mom enters the room.

Yeah man!! I has playing Mom Come Quick all night yesterday.

by DickSplash191 September 25, 2017

ur mom gay

best roast in history followed by a series of other roasts

Janet: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Janet: ur sister a mister
Bob: ur brother ur mother
Janet: ur granny tranny
Bob: ur grandpap a trap
Janet: ur family tree lgbt
Bob: ur ancestors incestors

by din momma gay May 27, 2018

Chuck's mom

the last thing a person says in a "your momma" battle with chuck norris. no one talk's bad about chuck's mom.

"Chuck's mom... ahhh!!! no, i'm sorry!!!"

by jobe-i-gale April 26, 2008

doin your mom

The come back that never loses.

guy:"Hey your so fucking ugly!"

girl:"Doin your mom."

by meeseman14 February 4, 2010

your mom gay

A common insult or meme used in jest, sometimes shortened to "mom gay". Because of its wording it causes prompt laughing and in extreme cases, prolapsing of the anus.

Jeff: My name Jeff
*Jason decends on unknowing prey*
Jason: Your mom gay
Jeff: MY BUTTHOLE
Jason: Yeet

by Canableman654 January 6, 2018

My mom died

:(

person: my mom died
person 2: pog

by Cg will murder you June 18, 2021

living at home with mom

Possible the worst and most painful experience you will ever have. Can Cause: negative effects while dating, frustration and insanely uncontrollable anger, guaranteed permanent damage for rest of life. GET OUT!

Better to live on street with bum than living at home with mom.

by SLAHWMA January 27, 2009