General blow

When a man has the pleasure of receiving oral sex while enjoying some General Tso’s chicken at the same time.

It’s been a long weekend. I could really go for a General Blow right about now.

by GypsyMagic69 March 7, 2021

Blow Crab

BLOW CRAB is when her pussy is so hairy and full of crabs that you turn around and blow a fart in to the hair and blow the crabs out so you can fuck her

Before I tucked her, I had to do the blow crab.

by Baskin21 June 15, 2025

Kentucky Blow Torch

1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.

Dude, Tammy Rae gave me the best Kentucky Blow Torch last night!

by natronbomb December 22, 2014

Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.

Santana had to get goo out his nose so he fired off a Guinea blow onto the street.

by HauseBabes February 11, 2025

Blow Wetter

A rechargeable dildo that looks like a handheld hair care appliance.

Oh kids! That’s just my blow dryer, put that back. Later that day…. “OMG Allison can you believe my kids found my dildo. I told them it was a blow wetter.”

by the creeper May 14, 2025

Holy Blow 69000

When a male gets his penis stuck inside of a vacuum cleaner with gum stuck to the inside, giving pleasure to the victim.

“Yo man, I just got Holy Blow 69000 from Grandma’s Vacuum!”
“Todd’s cleaner gave me Holy Blow”

by w2step71 February 7, 2022

blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019