by QueenoftheDarkness May 31, 2018
Get the for realz my ninja mug.If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
by Newah August 3, 2021
Get the Ninja mug.Verb:To Ninja or to be Ninjad. meaning to give it to someone real good. Go all the way and then some. No half assing..giving it 200%. Usually referenced for acts of a sexual nature or revenge.
Dave was so ninjad by his lover he couldnt walk for three days. "Totally worth it" he said, "I cant wait to be ninjad again"!
Maggie said "I am going to Ninja Mike so bad he wont know what hit him"
Maggie said "I am going to Ninja Mike so bad he wont know what hit him"
by LilSumptin February 13, 2019
Get the To Ninja mug.by Jakepaulhater8364648 November 24, 2018
Get the Ninja mug.a game of aggressive engagement.
in this game you will be hands in at the start of the game and yell ninja and strike a ninja pose. one person will attempt to strike another person's hand with their own. whether you hit or miss, wherever you struck you have to keep your stance where you landed. you may attack or use one move to get out of sticky situations or to get more engaged.
in this game you will be hands in at the start of the game and yell ninja and strike a ninja pose. one person will attempt to strike another person's hand with their own. whether you hit or miss, wherever you struck you have to keep your stance where you landed. you may attack or use one move to get out of sticky situations or to get more engaged.
by pizza hoez June 11, 2017
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by Bigbrrrr September 4, 2021
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