beating air

When you’re masturbating, but you’re just not into it
I was beating air all night, I just couldn’t get off
by Esperanato January 23, 2021
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beating some fish

Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.
"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."
by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019
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beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
by Zen Mutty March 29, 2016
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Beat A Jayden Day

Beat A Jayden Day is a day in the 8th of June. On this day you can beat anyone named Jayden and they cannot fight back nor run from the conflict.
Got any targets for "Beat A Jayden Day?"
by Bluestorm171 April 23, 2024
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Car Crash Type Beat

Car crash type beat can be described as an actual car crash in musical form. Only it's barely even musical at all. This is quite possibly the worst genre ever crafted with its primary characteristics being that it's ear piercingly loud and distorted to the point it sounds like you just got in a car crash, it uses goofy ass samples, it's bpm can range from 140 all the way to 300, and don't forget to turn your brain off entirely while making it. And you can't forget to add real car crash sounds in the song. It can't be car crash type beat without cars crashing.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear the new car crash type beat that came out?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is a car crash type beat?"
by Viviko November 15, 2023
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risky beat

When a song comes on that makes you want to party hard. It is the inception of the idea to go out and get wasted
" hey go put floor fillers on the radio, replies: no man that's a 'risky beat' for a Monday"
by FesoJMG February 10, 2018
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