boo hockey

Something that’s dumb or that’s bullshit.

wow that’s boo hockey.

by Laserfrog44 October 17, 2023

Ro-Hockey World Tour

A hockey-based game on Roblox where a bunch of underaged social rejects playing on their dirty iPads love to screw up their team's chance of winning the final against a team of 0 OVR bots, especially when they're the goalie. It's also filled with mostly sissy soccer/football fans with their display names being "Ronaldo" or "Messi" (those are the ones that you should NOT trust in RHWT) instead of actual like-minded hockey fans

Person 1: "yo wanna play ro-hockey world tour and sell??"
Person 2: "sure i'll be the goalie and let as many goals in as i can dude!!"
Person 3: "GK LEAVE!!!!"

by Merc2009 December 20, 2023

habble hankey

a very old, fragile, and smelly man. This person does not have much time left on earth and his eyesight worsens by the minute.

habble hankey was ran over on his 91st birthday

by gigel goo December 20, 2023

watermelon honey

The most elite tasting pussy in existence

You get that bomb tasting watermelon honey?

by AtomEPlays December 31, 2023

Tonsil hockey

Icky yucky mouth to mouth sex for people who don’t want/can’t have actual sex. You lubricate each others’ tongues nice and slimy with your own tongue and make annoying noises. Also if you’re that one mf who won’t shut up about that one other mf (you KNOW who you are) then you’re going to be a boastful little bastard about it for way too long as if other people were jealous of you when NOBODY IS and you’re EMBARRASSING YOURSELF by trying to show off your PRIVATE LIFE in PUBLIC and then you can’t take the hint as to why NOBODY IS APPLAUDING YOU AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SOOOOOOO INTERESTING FOR GETTIN’ SLIMY IN THEIR SLIMY PIE HOLE BUT NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AND

“I may or may not have kissed redacted today, hehe”
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR TONSIL HOCKEY MATCHES WITH SIR WOOBIE HIMSELF”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

yee hockey

People who think that they are better than everyone when in all reality they’re just simply not

They’re a yee hockey piece of cock

by Urban dictionary nerd January 15, 2024

microwave honeybun

A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.

Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.

by Funnyweirdnotfunnyhaha January 31, 2024