When your pinky toe looks like an egg and you have tried to fry it before but then realized that it was a toe and not an egg
Jade: I tried frying my toe last night
Allie: why?
Jade: because I thought it was an egg
Allie: oh an egg toe
Allie: why?
Jade: because I thought it was an egg
Allie: oh an egg toe
by Discreetbitch July 16, 2020

by july 4th tree February 22, 2022

When two men stand side by side. One man swings his nuts into the other this creates a Newtons cradle back and forth. There is no winner.
It was a pretty good party, but a lot of people left after Greg and Cam started Egg tapping eachother.
by pcrusher April 21, 2023

An initiation rite for a (usually highly exclusive) collegiate men's sports club or society, in which the existing members of the club do not shower for a week, then harvest the smegma from thier genitals and deposit it on a hardboiled egg for the initiate to consume.
To get accepted into the "Toff Society and Fox Hunt Club" at Oxbridge, one had to partake in a game of Smeggy Egg.
by JTPop December 31, 2023

A trans person in denial that is so in denial of their true self that they turn to bigotry, usually transphobia, in order to cope with their own fear and self hatred towards themselves. Prime for indoctrination by the far right.
Person 1: *insert thing here* is so woke! The liberals are at it again!
Person 2: Don't you literally draw genderbend/trans hentai for a living?
Persona 1: S...shut up! It's just a fetish for me! I'm not a degenerate trans like you! Baka!
Persona 2: Lol what a scrambled egg.
Person 2: Don't you literally draw genderbend/trans hentai for a living?
Persona 1: S...shut up! It's just a fetish for me! I'm not a degenerate trans like you! Baka!
Persona 2: Lol what a scrambled egg.
by KrimsonKatt June 6, 2023

kpop stan 1: “these eggs holes are back at it again with accusing other groups for sajaegi!”
kpop stan 2: “why are even surprised?”
kpop stan 2: “why are even surprised?”
by holy moly macaroni June 7, 2018

by coveted seed May 24, 2023
