Chunder dragon

When you throw up out of your mouth and it comes out of your nose at the same time

Bro after that party last night I pulled a chunder dragon in the bathroom when I got home

by K-Lord June 18, 2017

touching the dragons asshole

to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.

that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.

by statiq69 May 19, 2022

Slimy Dragon

The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.

Jake: dude my fucking house burned down while I was doing the slimy dragon

by bde_niko October 26, 2020

dragon teeth

The tooth that you bite your girls neck and vagina with.

Joey: "you and ya girl finally hit it off?"
Will; "yeah, i used my dragon teeth for the tease."
Joey: My Man.

by Carl Big Boy-Man October 28, 2017

Dragon

Someone typically on drugs that takes way to long to do everything or anything. Pronounced Drag--on

I called up my dude for some shit but he's acting like a dragon

by Megalainie November 24, 2024

Dragon Tears

When someone cries but doesn’t have the intention behind it to be considered normal ,manipulative crying ,crying with the intent of deceiving .

Is he/she crying? No it’s dragon tears.

by Sav TheSavatar August 5, 2024

Sperm dragon

When a bitch sucks so much dick you can not only see, but smell the cum coming from her mouth when she talks.

Get the fuck outta here you fuckin sperm dragon

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022