Confuckel 

To be so confused that you are fucked.

The girl scouts joined the boy scouts so everything is confuckeled.

Confuckel by PussyEater456 June 3, 2018

confuzzled 

To get confused about everything around you and confuzzled means to also become Candy On Nice Fluffly Unicorn Zoo Zebras Latching Exhaling Ducks

Bob the Builder:I'm confuzzled right now
Thomas the Dank Engine: Can I eat you, the unicorns, ducks, and the zebras?

confuzzled by Confuzzlinig June 5, 2018

Confrustripated 

When you need to take a shit so bad, but you just can't get to a toilet so you have to hold it until you lose your chance.

Argh, I held my shit for an hour until I got home. I've been sitting on the toilet for two hours now and still nothing. I'm totally confrustripated.

Confrustripated by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018

Confuzled 

When you are confused and puzzled

Girl, I am so confuzled. What are you talking about?

Confuzled by Hollyfri June 8, 2018

Confuckeded 

When you're conflicted and fucked off at the same time.

When you're in an internal battle

Example when you're totally confident and cocky but then you're also self conscience that is confuckeded

Confuckeded by Trigger23 June 10, 2018

Confederate Queen 

A boothang, your lover, lifelong partner, baby girl

I’m hoping to find myself a confederate queen one day and marry her.

Confederate Queen by 44 time all star June 13, 2018

Confucked 

1. When you're confused on what to do but you're fucked no matter what you choose to do

2. Really fucking confused

1. When someone is dating two people and had to choose one of them, yet they both find out anyways, that person is confucked

2. When people ask why it Arkansas instead of Ar-kansas

Confucked by RandomAnxiousPerson June 15, 2018