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Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.
There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.
by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025
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Blow out

In correlation with a blow job; a blow out is then the man eats out a woman, but simply wraps his lips around the entire area of the vagina and blows into the female while pleasuring her.
"Bro, my ol lady screamed when I gave her a blow out"
by Thisolboylovesmilfs November 4, 2021
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Kentucky Nurse Blow

The act of looking in the mirror, winking, and blowing imaginary smoke off of your fingertip. Often followed by silently mouth a phrase like “bad ass” or “I’m fucking hot” into the mirror. For maximum effect, this is best performed while wearing a Tshirt and underwear. If performed correctly, it is capable of causing erections lasting longer than four hours in bald men.
She woke up, looked at her reflection in the mirror and did the Kentucky Nurse Blow. At that very moment, a man in Illinois bumped his penis on the corner of his desk due to a sudden erection.
by Wordsiah July 13, 2025
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Tiff blowing Bryan off

Whenever Bryan tries to invite a girl named Tiffani out and she either denies, says maybe but does not follow threw or just ignores him
Bryan asked Tiffani to video chat. She lead him to believe they would buy denied it it by Tiff blowing Bryan off by ignoring several of his calls.
by Dok5150 June 11, 2018
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Blow Job

The act of blowing up a cock. Yes it is possible. It may cause a bladder or kidney infection, or possibly a urine track infection. Symptoms are pain in the side of the lower back on the right side. Pain when urinating or even blood in the urine.
"The prostitute charges $500 for the Blow Job."
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 10, 2022
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blow a chunk

when u have to drop the most intense massive turd of the century.
by big papa w long shl0ng August 8, 2017
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Rappahannock Blow-dryer

The act of ejaculating into a woman's anus then rapidly repositioning oneself under her to blow the leaking cum away from her pussy to prevent pregnancy.
Bro.. I totally pulled a Rappahannock Blow-dryer last week after I nutted in her ass so I wouldn't have to pay child support again.. shit was epic!
by Dyson747 March 22, 2025
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