To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
Get the Beat by the monkeysmug. When you start masturbating as soon as your sleep meds start kicking in and finish before you pass out.
by EyeAmTimmmay August 3, 2021
Get the BEAT THE SANDMANmug. Beats are arguably the most popular pair of headphones out there. Also some of the most expensive. They were designed by a rap/artist that goes by "Dr. Dre" and are only owned by cool kids.
Guy1: "Yo dump that shit pair of headphones ya got there, instead buy urself a pair of beats!!!!"
Guy2: "What's so special about beats anyway, I've tried them and they sound exactly the same as this pair of sony headphones..?"
Guy1: "Well they're sold by Apple and look cool silly boi! They also make you look cool."
Guy2: "WoW I have to get those."
Guy2: "What's so special about beats anyway, I've tried them and they sound exactly the same as this pair of sony headphones..?"
Guy1: "Well they're sold by Apple and look cool silly boi! They also make you look cool."
Guy2: "WoW I have to get those."
by coolestkidever69420 August 7, 2019
Get the Beatsmug. 1. You better shut up or I'll beat the shit out of you.
2. Girl, take off your pants, I'll beat the shit out of you.
2. Girl, take off your pants, I'll beat the shit out of you.
by vizzreal December 18, 2016
Get the i'll beat the shit out of youmug. 
by Master d.j June 17, 2018
Get the Kamikaze ass beatingmug. Claudy Beats is a very driven, ambitious, and elegant music producer, entrepreneur, and author of the book Mindful Isolation who’s guided by the truth . Once you get to know him he is the most sweetest chill person literally ever. Claudy Beats is also extremely smart and is willing to go above and beyond for close friends, that’s what makes him different.
He’s known to have worked, and collaborated with Mellow Rackz, Lika Osipova, Lillee Jean, and more.
Claudy Beats isn't just a name, it's a symbol, and its meaning runs deep. His logo — symbolized by the infinite number 8; a spirit of unwavering determination, limitless potential and boundless energy. He believes in making a real positive impact, and chasing dreams with relentless passion.
He’s known to have worked, and collaborated with Mellow Rackz, Lika Osipova, Lillee Jean, and more.
Claudy Beats isn't just a name, it's a symbol, and its meaning runs deep. His logo — symbolized by the infinite number 8; a spirit of unwavering determination, limitless potential and boundless energy. He believes in making a real positive impact, and chasing dreams with relentless passion.
Being around Claudy Beats is a gem — He’s always giving grear values, and motivate others to win in life.
by Claudybeats June 6, 2024
Get the Claudy Beatsmug.