Caught Eating Beans

Adj. 1.)This word describes a negative action in which one has done the unthinkable, unbelievable, and in public. This usually starts off small, such as putting on the wrong shoes, or having a stain on your shirt. However, the absolute boiling point is when one tries to use the urinal as a toilet, and gets called out for it.
2.)This could also be used in a more literal way, such as eating a can of beans in an inappropriate place. This definition is more of a misdemeanor, but will be met harshly by one's peers and friends.

Ex.1) Govna Quentin: Oi bruv, 'ows this possible?! This isn't the right book I need to turn in!

Library Bloke: Looks like ya just got caught Eating Beans!

Ex.2) Movie Bloke: Oops...*Can of open beans falls on shirt*

Movie Goer: Bruh, are you really eating beans?

Movie Bloke: Yeet

Movie Goer: Why you Eating Beans while we're watching Cars 2, niBBa? Hey everyone, this nigga eatin' Beans!!

Literally everyone: lololololololo

by Suicidal Youtuber #43 September 11, 2018

lonely smol bean

when you and your friends pretend your lonely.

Emma: we can be lonely smol beans!

by xoxo._.em January 15, 2018

Luke is a Fat Bean

"Luke is a Fat Bean" is about a childish boy of around seven causing mischief around his kin and peers. Its author is Stephanie Hephanie, who is Thiccy Niccy & Jessica's best friend. Thiccy Niccy is currently experiencing backlash for farting online and filming it, but she's still a star, because she's dating Luke the Fart, the astounding star in "A Wrinkle in My Grandma's Ear." Jessica is a nobody. Anyway... "Luke is a Fat Bean" stars Luke the Fart. Luke farts around his grandma, causing her to receive an epilepsy seizure. Next, he farts next to Aunt Vivien, causing her a heart attack. Obviously, Luke the Fart is a very supportive child. I think you should read the book!

"Have you read 'Luke is a Fat Bean' yet?" Ronald asked.
"Not yet... I hear it's an emotional and amazing story, though," Jessica replies.
"Wow-You haven't read it yet!? It's really popular, and they're making it into a movie, starring the REAL Luke the Fart!"
"OMGZIES! NO WAY!?" Jessica shouts excitedly.

by big boi gay January 30, 2019

Bean Burners Syndrome

Flicking the bean after chopping anything hotter than a jalapeno with no gloves. Commonly happens when you are in a hurry to make salsa or some related type of dish.

Rachael winced as she flicker her burning bean, suffering from a classic case of Bean Burners Syndrome.

by SMData December 31, 2010

Worldwide Day Of The Beans

May 14th is worldwide Day of the beans. People celebrate by eating beans and/or harassing people with beans or pictures of them.

Person 1: Yo nigga want some beans?

Person 2: Hell yeah, B it's worldwide Day of the beans
Person 3: BEANS NIGGA!!!! *fires bean filled shotgun rounds into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog in the middle of church and fucking dies*
Spiderman: I don't feel so good...

by MagicalMike187 June 5, 2018

mocking my beans

Having someone scoff and doubt your intellegence out of turn or with no knowledge of the subject.

When I told my story about a 400lb stingray, Lonnie said "Ha not likely!" I said "are you mocking my beans?"

by luckylittleme June 18, 2009

Jack your beans

Y'all hands every just slip off the shaft and start strocking the beans ?

yo bro last night I totally indeed jack your beans

by Ballsandmonkey69 September 25, 2019