That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.
Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.
by uhhasann April 03, 2024
by National post your girl day June 21, 2021
Licking is Similar to "liking" an online post or message but 4.5 times more powerful.
Licks, not likes!
Licks, not likes!
"Licked" an online post or message
"Licked"
I would like 3 cases of lone star light please.
Once this message has been licked it recieves 4.5x the power of some lameass who simply "likes" a message.
"Licked"
I would like 3 cases of lone star light please.
Once this message has been licked it recieves 4.5x the power of some lameass who simply "likes" a message.
by Big E Licks not likes December 29, 2021
Looks like another gang war's stirring
Gonna sit back and relax
F.1 united beware
------Gang War Posts #1------
Gonna sit back and relax
F.1 united beware
------Gang War Posts #1------
by JohnMakFan February 03, 2022
The Phenom of people suddenly gaining fame and being appreciated after they die even though they were ignored or disliked while they were living.
It often happens because when someone dies you don't have to acknowledge the bad aspects of them so you focus on what you like about them.
It often happens because when someone dies you don't have to acknowledge the bad aspects of them so you focus on what you like about them.
Van Gogh had a bad case of post-mortem adoration.
Damn dawg, if I was ignored in life but then gained fame and appreciation after I die, that would be post-mortem adoration
Damn dawg, if I was ignored in life but then gained fame and appreciation after I die, that would be post-mortem adoration
by melted paper February 12, 2025
Guy 1: bro, I called her a "snow bunny" over text!
Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!
Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!
by DiceyStep June 05, 2025
Post-Sequitur
A thought or sentence that continues the previous statement or thought before the prior compleation of thought and or sentence.
This may be due to either a break in the mental stabilty of one's logic chain, or the possiblity that the subconcious answers the question before the concious mind has fully formed it. Other possibilities lay within apathy or acceptence of the individual.
As opposed to a 'brain fart' there is no time between a) the orginal thought and b) the inturrupting conclusion.
A thought or sentence that continues the previous statement or thought before the prior compleation of thought and or sentence.
This may be due to either a break in the mental stabilty of one's logic chain, or the possiblity that the subconcious answers the question before the concious mind has fully formed it. Other possibilities lay within apathy or acceptence of the individual.
As opposed to a 'brain fart' there is no time between a) the orginal thought and b) the inturrupting conclusion.
"Do I want to... never mind that would be dumb." i.e. Post-Sequitur
"I want to say... don't you think?" i.e. Post-Sequitur
"Was it my, doesn't matter I don't regret it." i.e. Post-Sequitur
"Watch.. (he'll figure it out) !!" i.e. Post-Sequitur
"I want to say... don't you think?" i.e. Post-Sequitur
"Was it my, doesn't matter I don't regret it." i.e. Post-Sequitur
"Watch.. (he'll figure it out) !!" i.e. Post-Sequitur
by RoninOfTheMoon December 14, 2007