Alex

To get off work and take a 2 hour shit and shower while shirking all responsibilities.

Courier - "I barely did anything today. I'm going home to take an Alex."

by DracuulGras November 21, 2023

Alex Flanagan

Fat neek

Alex Flanagan is a fat neek

by AlexFlaganHater May 8, 2021

alex

my boyfriend

who is alex
my boyfriend

by dr.giggletouch March 1, 2024

Alex

You know what he can do?

Hym "Alex needs to take his hypergamy and shove it up his ass and the go buy his wife a passport because a better man has appeared."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

Alex

A name commonly used to describe someone who’s excessively overweight and unapologetically indulges in unhealthy habits. Often the butt of jokes about food and lack of fitness, an "Alex" is stereotyped as someone who treats every meal like it’s their last.

"I thought the buffet had enough for everyone, but then Alex showed up."

by Anonymousskinnyman January 8, 2025

Alex

Alex is a bitch who if u hang out with u will be amazed of how much Alex is a idiot

Zane:Hey Alex wanna play fortnite
Alex:FUCK OFF

by Alex The King Ayyy March 12, 2020

alex

a person who is so full of him self

alex: I'm so smart

Kid: I was just asking you for a pencile.

by 1234567890123456780 May 17, 2020