David is the type of guy that you’ll feel coming from a mile away. He’s so fat that he has to order custom made clothes. Besides this David is a pretty cool guy.
by 4o8_pabla November 21, 2021
Get the Davidmug. is a hot guy who is respectful and funny he is quite but overprotective and will do anything and everything for his true love no matter what. He will always be there no matter what is happening at that moment and will kill anybody who hurts the people he cares about.
David is truly the best boyfriend ever!
by The nightmare of life September 8, 2021
Get the Davidmug. There are 2 types of Davids, The dickhead and the mentally unstable one. The dickhead one is usually Romanian whilst the mentally unstable one is Portuguese. Romanian David is usually a wanna-be big man that tries to fit in with the 'HARD' guys, while the Portuguese David rages at mobile games after losing 1 match of PVP. Portuguese David likes to spend his life savings on one game, rage at the game, quit the game and come back to it 3 seconds later.
Guy 1: Who's that Romanian guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!
Guy 2: He's David, a total dickhead!
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Guy 1: Who's that Portuguese guy over there?
Guy 2: He's David, he smashed his phone over a mobile game!
by JoinMyDiscord September 26, 2021
Get the Davidmug. Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.
Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.
Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023
Get the Doing a Davidmug. by Hondacf100! November 1, 2021
Get the Davidmug. An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)
Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”
Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”
Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”
Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
by Davie :,) May 8, 2020
Get the David Dosemug. David’s are people who are generous and giving. They like to put other people first before themselves. Manipulating people and degrading people are their top priority but do not fret they are also good at blaming others when they get caught. Who wouldn’t want a David in your life!
Her: why do you always think you’re right and pkay the victim when you’re wrong?
Her: why are you a David?
Her: why are you a David?
by Sadboyka August 1, 2021
Get the Davidmug.